The scene of GRAND VIVA
One haunted room secured like fort Knox (so that no sound (screaming/pleading/scolding sound) can enter or leave the room).
Five ferocious monsters (profs.) with armours full of lethal weapons.
The frightened child standing nervously outside the door because next is his turn. His friends boosting him confidence to fight the war up to last breath (though he is unarmed (knows nothing)).
Suddenly comes a deafening sound: “send the next one”.
The hapless child collecting ‘BEST OF LUCK’ from his all friends entered the room reluctantly.
As soon as he found a place for his two kidneys here comes the first punch shot:
“What’s yours OGPA”??
The child is half dead at that very moment. He replies in a low melancholy voice.
“Sir … 6.82”
Now as soon as this provoking figure reaches the ears of profs., the nuclear fission reactions of questions start from all directions.
The questions thrown to the poor child are of many types:
a. Bouncer: no idea, never heard even a single term of that question
b. Yorker: familiar with the terms (“yeah I had read that in 3rd semester”) yet of no help.
c. Googly: the answer will be exactly opposite of what you expect.
d. Vengeful: as if prof. is trying to take revenge from you (you might have done something mischievous to his car/her daughter.)
e. Personal: contempting you about graceful activities in canteen or laptop.
f. Despairing: This assures that you are not going to be placed.
No mercy, no sign of relief, no ceasefire. This unholy war continues until the child is completely slaughtered. Collecting his scattered ashes, the child comes out of the room. His friends ask him worriedly (though they are knowing what would had happened): “kaisa hua??”
The child replied: “matiyao be, bas ho gya ”.
And the child leaved happily up to the next viva……..
