cheers to life

Some great person has well said that (who is here, of course, “me”) ”a pure natural and divine thought comes during natural position” and that is what brings my this post.

The title itself is self-explanative to two classes of people. First are those who are bizz-quizzers and second are those who are fond of this word “CHEERS” as it is the tagline of McDowell’s No. 1.

Yeah…!! U are right..!! I am talking about drinking alcohols.

When it comes to drinking, the facial muscles automatically got flexed which results in a big smile on the face of the people.
Drinking can be defined as that common act of consumption of liquor which generally starts from college life and may extend up to that period when either it kills u or u kill it.

“Drinking is injurious to health.” Knowing that why do people want to do that?? The common answers given are:

1. If I don’t drink it would be injurious to ‘others’ health.
2. Bcoz I am awesome and I am even more awesome when I am drunk.
3. Drinking makes me feel high and relaxed.
4. Drinking makes me to such a wonderful place, so far away from everything evil.
5. People are dying to keep themselves alive... I am living with the wish to die,... -so drink and be lively..!!

The best part of drinking alcohol is that u doesn’t have to bother about how many –OH groups it contains. It connects people and increases ur facebook freindlist. It provides u the activation energy to cross the threshold and take you and express yourself up to a new horizon.


Drinking alcohols have different kind of reactions on different people based on their genes composition. Some start to flaunt their body or knowledge. Some starts crying while some wants to sleep in the lap of ‘dharti maa’. Some become experts as soon as the first drop touches their large intestine. Some starts spouting dubious statistics, recalling horror stories or their chacha’s stories and moralizing about what u should and u should not do while drinking.


Some common dialogues during/after drinking:

1. Tu to mera bhai hai …..bhai..!!
2. Main teri dil se izzat karta hun..
3. Aaj last time hai…aaj ke baad kabhi nhi…sachhi….!!
4. Ye mat samjhna ki peeke bol rha hun…
5. Tu kya samajh rha hai …mujhe chad gyi hai..???
6. Bhai…tere liye to jaan bhi haazir hai…!!
7. Main bilkul control me hun….drive to main hi karunga..!!
8. Saale teri bhabhi hai wo….bhabhi ki nazar se dekh..!!
9. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rhi hai.
10. Bas ek peg…bas ek peg aur hota to kasam se mazaa aa jaata..!!
11. Daaru kitni v ho…saali kam pad hi jaati hai..!!!

Of course there are some disadvantages of drinking too. First of all, sometimes it may lead to some minor or even major injury due to violent outburst of emotions. The other being monetary loss which reminds me of a famous Gaalib’s sms:

“Shaam pi sharaab to raat kat gyi,

Subah kiya hisab to g**nd fat gyi”

And last but not the least, “DRINKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH”.

So whether to drink or not, I am leaving it unanswered to my reader’s intelligence and conscience.

The scene of GRAND VIVA

One haunted room secured like fort Knox (so that no sound (screaming/pleading/scolding sound) can enter or leave the room).

Five ferocious monsters (profs.) with armours full of lethal weapons.

The frightened child standing nervously outside the door because next is his turn. His friends boosting him confidence to fight the war up to last breath (though he is unarmed (knows nothing)).

Suddenly comes a deafening sound: “send the next one”.

The hapless child collecting ‘BEST OF LUCK’ from his all friends entered the room reluctantly.

As soon as he found a place for his two kidneys here comes the first punch shot:

“What’s yours OGPA”??

The child is half dead at that very moment. He replies in a low melancholy voice.

“Sir … 6.82”

Now as soon as this provoking figure reaches the ears of profs., the nuclear fission reactions of questions start from all directions.

The questions thrown to the poor child are of many types:

a. Bouncer: no idea, never heard even a single term of that question

b. Yorker: familiar with the terms (“yeah I had read that in 3^rd semester”) yet of no help.

c. Googly: the answer will be exactly opposite of what you expect.

d. Vengeful: as if prof. is trying to take revenge from you (you might have done something mischievous to his car/her daughter.)

e. Personal: contempting you about graceful activities in canteen or laptop.

f. Despairing: This assures that you are not going to be placed.

No mercy, no sign of relief, no ceasefire. This unholy war continues until the child is completely slaughtered. Collecting his scattered ashes, the child comes out of the room. His friends ask him worriedly (though they are knowing what would had happened): “kaisa hua??”

The child replied: “matiyao be, bas ho gya ”.

And the child leaved happily up to the next viva……..